Welcome To The Show testo
Insane Clown Posse
Testo
Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:
Well hello, boys and girls! Come on in, see the show. It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get ride of it! It ain't like you ever coming back, you fuckin' idiot
The Carnival emerges only when you about to die, and right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round, and we'll strap you down, and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun, because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two, before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival's 50,000 Juggalos, freaks and weirdoes, and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em - hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull, for the Carnival
Chorus:
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival. Welcome to the show, because BITCH BOY YOU DEAD!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival. Welcome to the show, because you DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
The Ring Leader: And fuck you if you don't like it
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J:
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nut bags.
It's only Juggalos here; you know what we about: swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus, we expect the role. We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so; and everywhere that we go, from Alaska to Spain, I'm seein' Juggalos dancin in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high, I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky.
They ain't never coming back, their Carnival has been found, and all we can do is dream about it, smoking 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die. I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-La.
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devil's exhibit, the shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it
The Ring Leader: Ugh! Bitch! The Juggalos said...
Juggalo Chant:
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here / Games, prizes, shows and rides - it's that carnival paradise
The Ring Leader: And fuck the fuck outta you, if you don't like it
Juggalo Chant: (Repeats)
Well hello, boys and girls! Come on in, see the show. It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get ride of it! It ain't like you ever coming back, you fuckin' idiot
The Carnival emerges only when you about to die, and right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round, and we'll strap you down, and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun, because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two, before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival's 50,000 Juggalos, freaks and weirdoes, and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em - hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull, for the Carnival
Chorus:
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival. Welcome to the show, because BITCH BOY YOU DEAD!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival. Welcome to the show, because you DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
The Ring Leader: And fuck you if you don't like it
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J:
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nut bags.
It's only Juggalos here; you know what we about: swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus, we expect the role. We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so; and everywhere that we go, from Alaska to Spain, I'm seein' Juggalos dancin in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high, I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky.
They ain't never coming back, their Carnival has been found, and all we can do is dream about it, smoking 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die. I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-La.
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devil's exhibit, the shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it
The Ring Leader: Ugh! Bitch! The Juggalos said...
Juggalo Chant:
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here / Games, prizes, shows and rides - it's that carnival paradise
The Ring Leader: And fuck the fuck outta you, if you don't like it
Juggalo Chant: (Repeats)
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.$50 Bucks
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.$85 Bucks An Hour
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.12
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.17 Dead
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.3 Rings
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.A Pendulum's Promise
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.Ain't Yo Bidness
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.Amy's In The Attic
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.Another Love Song
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.Ask You Somethin'
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.Assassins
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.Basehead Attack
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.Bassment Cuts (intro)
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.Behind The Paint
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.Beverly Kills
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.Birthday Bitches
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.Bitch Slappaz
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.Bitches
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.Bizaar (Intro)
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.Bizzar
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.Bizzar (Intro)
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.Blaaam!
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.Blackin' Your Eyes
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.Blam
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.Bodies Fly
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.Boogie Woogie Wu
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.Bowling Balls
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.Bring It On
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.Bugs On My Nutz
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.Burning Up
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.C.P.K.'s
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.Carnival Of Carnage
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.Cartoon Nightmares
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.Cemetary Girl
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.Cherry Pie (I Need A Freak)
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.Chicken Huntin'
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.Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix)
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.Children Of The Wasteland
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.Chop Chop
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.Cleavland Downtown
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.Clown Luv
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.Clown Walk
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.Confessions
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.Conquer
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.Cotton Candy
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.Cotton Candy & Popsicles
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.Crop Circles
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.Crossing Thy Bridge
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.Crystal Ball
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.D-day
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.Dating Game
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.Dead Body Man
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.Dead End
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.Dead Pumpkins
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.Deadbeat Moms
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.Dear ICP
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.Demon Faces
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.Dirty N Stinkin'
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.Dog Beats
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.Down With The Clown
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.Echo Side
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.Echoside
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.Every Day I Die
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.Every Halloween
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.Everybody Rize
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.Family
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.Fat Sweaty Betty
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.Fearless
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.Feels So Right
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.First Day Out
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.Fly Away
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.For The Maggots
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.Forgotten Freshness Volume 3 (Intro)
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.Fuck Dem
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.Fuck George Bush Like His Dad Did
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.Fuck Off!!
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.Fuck The World
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.Fuck The World
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.Gangsta' Codes
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.Gansta' Times
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.Get Off Me, Dog!
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.Get Your Wicked On
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.Ghetto Freak Show
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.Ghetto Freakshow
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.Ghetto Zone
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.Graveyard
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.Great Milenko
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.Guts On The Ceiling
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.Halloween On Military Street
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.Halls Of Illusions
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.Headless Boogie
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.Hell's Forecast
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.Hellalujah
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.Hey Vato
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.Hokus Pokus
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.Hokus Pokus (HeadHuntaz Remix)
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.Homies
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.House Of Horrors
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.House Of Mirrors
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.House Of Wonders
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.How Many Times
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.I Be Fucking
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.I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em
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.I Don't Care
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.I Don't Wanna' Die
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.I Hate Santa
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.I Stab People
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.I Stuck Her With My Wang
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.I Want My Shit
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.I'm Coming Home
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.I'm Not Alone
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.If
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.If I Was A King
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.If You Can't Beat'Em Join'Em
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.In My Room
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.In The Haughhh
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.In The Haughhh!
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.Inner City Posse (interlude)
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.Insane Clowns For Life
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.Insane Killas
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.Insian Like
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.Intelligence And Violence
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.Intro (carnival Of Carnage)
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.Intro (intelligence & Violence)
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.Intro (riddlebox)
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.Is That You?
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.It
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.It Rains Diamonds
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.It's Coming
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.It's Time
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.Jack Jeckel
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.Jacob's Word
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.Jake Jeckel
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.Joke Ya Mind
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.Joker's Wild
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.Juggalo Chant
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.Juggalo Homies
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.Juggalo Paradise
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.Juggalo Party
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.Just Another Crazy Clique
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.Just Like That
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.Knock 2 Dis Mix
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.Let A Killa
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.Let Me Go
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.Let's Go All The Way
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.Life At Risk
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.Like It Like That
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.Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
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.Lock Down
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.Love Song
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.Mad Professor
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.Madhouse
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.Manic Depressive
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.Meat Cleaver
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.Mental Warp
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.Moms (with Rude Boy)
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.Mr Happy
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.Mr. Happy
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.Mr. Johnson's Head
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.Mr. Johnson's Head Remix
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.Mr. Rotten Treats
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.Murda Cloak
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.Murder Go 'Round
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.Murder Rap
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.Murder, Murder, Murder
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.My Axe
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.My Fun House
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.My Homie Baby Mama
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.My Kind Of Bitch
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.My Shine
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.Night Of The Axe
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.Ninja
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.Nobody Move
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.Nothing's Left
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.Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang
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.Oddities Theme Song (WWE)
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.Off The Track
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.Ol' Evil Eye
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.Old School Pervert
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.Out
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.Out There
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.Panties
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.Pass Me By
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.Pendulum's Promise
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.Phat Or Whack?
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.Piggy Pie
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.Piggy Pie (Old School)
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.Play That Hoe
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.Play With Me
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.Please Don't Hate Me
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.Posse On Vernor
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.Prom Queen
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.Psychopathic
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.Pumpkin Carvers
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.Questions
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.R U Wicked?
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.R-U-A Ryda?
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.Radio Stars
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.Rainbows & Stuff
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.Real Underground Baby
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.Red Christmas
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.Red Neck Hoe
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.Rich And Famous (Mancow Made Us)
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.Riddle Box
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.Ringmasters Word
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.Rollin' Over
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.Rosemary
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.Run
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.Santa Killas
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.Santa's A Fat Bitch
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.Set It Off
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.She Ain't Afraid
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.She Aint Afraid
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.Silence Of The Hams
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.Simple & Blunt
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.Skanta Claws
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.Skitsofrantic
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.Sleep Walker
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.Slim Anus
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.Some Fuckin' How
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.Somebody Dissin' U
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.Something To Say
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.Soopa Villians
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.Southwest Songs
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.Southwest Strangla
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.Southwest Voodoo
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.Staaaaaaaaale
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.Still Stabbin'
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.Stomp
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.Stuck Her With My Wang
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.Suicide Hotline
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.Super Balls
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.Super Star
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.Swallow This Nut
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.Take It
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.Take Me Home
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.Taste
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.The Amazing Jeckel Brothers (Intro)
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.The Amazing Maze
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.The Dating Game
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.The Dead Body Man
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.The Dead One
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.The Dirt Ball
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.The Dirtball
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.The Great Milenko (Intro)
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.The Great Show
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.The Icp
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.The Juggla
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.The Killing Feilds
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.The Killing Fields
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.The Loons
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.The Mom Song
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.The Neden Game
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.The New Shit Sampler
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.The Night Of The 44
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.The Pendulum's Promise
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.The People
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.The Raven's Mirror
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.The Shaggy Show
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.The Show Must Go On
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.The Smog
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.The Stalker
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.The Train
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.The Witch
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.The Wizard Of Delray
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.Thug Pit
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.Thy Staleness
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.Thy Unveiling
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.Thy Wraith
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.Tilt-A-Whirl
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.To The Light (Intro)
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.Toxic Love
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.Toy Box
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.Truly Alone
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.Tunnel Of Love (Intro)
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.Under The Moon
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.Violent Crimes
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.Violent J's The Mack
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.Wagon Wagon
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.Waited 'Till Halloween
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.Walk Into The Darkness
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.Walk Into The Light
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.Wax Museum
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.We Belong
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.We Gives No Fuck
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.We'll Be Alright
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.What Is A Juggalo
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.What Rydas Do For Money
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.When I Get Out
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.When Vampiro Gets High
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.Who Asked You?
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.Who Wanna' Flex?
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.Who?
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.Whut
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.Wicked Rappers Delight
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.Wicked Wild
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.Willy Bubba
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.Witching Hour
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.Wizard Of The Hood
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.Y
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.Your Rebel Flag
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.Yours Begins Tonight
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.Alley Rat
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.Bitch I Lied
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.Growing Again
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.Haunted Bumps
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.Hum Drum Boogie
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.I Do This
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.If I Was A Serial Killer
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.Mexico City
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.News At 6 O'Clock
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.Play My Song
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.Ride The Tempest
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.The Party
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.The Sky Is Falling
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.The Tower
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.Watch My Ride
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.What About Now
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.Think 4 Yourself
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.24
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.RedNeck Hoe 99
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.Sedatives
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.The Madness
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.Yellow Bus
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.High Rise
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.Wickit Klowns
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.Juggalo Island
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.Bang! Pow! Boom!
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.Beautiful Doom
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.Boing Boing
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.Duke of the Wicked
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.Fonz Pond
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.I Found A Body
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.In Yo Face
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.Love
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.miracles
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.The Bone
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.Thrill of the Kill
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.To Catch a Predator
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.Vera Lee
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.vera lynn
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.Vultures
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.Zombie Slide
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.Imma Kill U
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.Bang! Pow! Boom! (intro)
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.Bloody Bitch
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.Chop Chop Slide
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.Freaky Creep Show
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.Fuckin' Magnets
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.Our Hero
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.Over a Bitch
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.Scatter Brain
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.Shiny Diamonds
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.The Clowns Are Back
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.The Perfect Night
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.Thug Whilin'
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.Amazing Maze
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.Blacken Your Eyes
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.Blam!
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.Bugz On My Nugz
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.Cemetery Girl
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.Come Play Wit Me
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.Cuts On The Ceiling
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.Dead Body Man (Original)
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.Fuck Off
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.Halls Of Illusion
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.How Many Times?
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.Iintro (The Great Ilenko)
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.Interview
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.Intro (Bizaar)
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.Jake Jeckle
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.Mad Professer
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.My Funhouse
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.Neden Game
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.Rainbows And Stuff
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.Rebel Flag
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.Redneck Hoe '99
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.Somebody's Dissin U
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.Southwest Song
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.Take It!
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.The Great Milenko
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.The Joker's Wild
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.The Night Of The Axe
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.The Oddities
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.Three Rings
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.What Is A Juggalo?
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.Who Asked You
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.Think For Yourself