Red Christmas testo
Insane Clown Posse
Testo
Jiggle my mutha fucken balls bitch.
Insane Clown Posse back in this mutha fucka
Hey yo Violent J, whats up?
It's Christmas, time for a slaughter
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make way for jolly St. J
Climb down the chimny, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
Shimy down, shimy down, what the fuck?
Somebody help me, I'm stuck
Now what to do? I feel whack
I got stuck in a chimny stack
But I hack, and shimmer on down
Santa Claus Clown
Can't fuck around, now
Livingroom, shhh, I creep
Tippy toes cuz they asleep
I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
Whats that? I better hide quick
Oh fuck, it's the real St. Nick
And he musta been taken a shit
But regardless, I better move quick, now
So I jumped him, Santa's no joke
Fucked around got my damn neck broke
He strap, he shot, he didn't miss
(Gunshots and ho ho ho)
I had a red christmas
"I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas,
The kind you'll never have again
Cuz if you have a dead Christmas,
That means your dead and thats the end"
Merry, merry Christmas you fuckin chump,
Seasons greetings loser, yo 2 Dope kick it!
Jack Frost nibbles, he but fuck that
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack
And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze, fuck you hoes
So I made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with indow
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, I ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze are ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin I was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
"If I'm gonna die you should come with me
Cuz we boyz" (gunshot) It hit me
Damn I'm dying, I'm dead he got his wish
And all I got was another red christmas
"Sighlent night, violent fight
Now I'm dead, one to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack"
Happy New Year bitch boy
Hey, I got a New Years resolution
For your chicken ass mutha
To kiss my mutha fucken ass, Woo!
Jingle Bellz, Jingle Bellz
Jingle all the way
Ask your fucken mom bitch,
The ICP don't play, hey
Wicked Clown, Wicked Clown
Bitches drop your drawers
Don't talk back just suck my sack
And fiddle with my ballz
Yeah, ICP, Southwest for life,
Christmas time you know what I'm sayin,
Mr. Chris Cringle, you fat bitch,
Mutha fucka never gave me shit,
I'm a slap your across your
Red ass face mutha fucka, uh
Southwest down
Insane Clown Posse back in this mutha fucka
Hey yo Violent J, whats up?
It's Christmas, time for a slaughter
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make way for jolly St. J
Climb down the chimny, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
Shimy down, shimy down, what the fuck?
Somebody help me, I'm stuck
Now what to do? I feel whack
I got stuck in a chimny stack
But I hack, and shimmer on down
Santa Claus Clown
Can't fuck around, now
Livingroom, shhh, I creep
Tippy toes cuz they asleep
I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
Whats that? I better hide quick
Oh fuck, it's the real St. Nick
And he musta been taken a shit
But regardless, I better move quick, now
So I jumped him, Santa's no joke
Fucked around got my damn neck broke
He strap, he shot, he didn't miss
(Gunshots and ho ho ho)
I had a red christmas
"I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas,
The kind you'll never have again
Cuz if you have a dead Christmas,
That means your dead and thats the end"
Merry, merry Christmas you fuckin chump,
Seasons greetings loser, yo 2 Dope kick it!
Jack Frost nibbles, he but fuck that
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack
And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze, fuck you hoes
So I made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with indow
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, I ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze are ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin I was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
"If I'm gonna die you should come with me
Cuz we boyz" (gunshot) It hit me
Damn I'm dying, I'm dead he got his wish
And all I got was another red christmas
"Sighlent night, violent fight
Now I'm dead, one to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack"
Happy New Year bitch boy
Hey, I got a New Years resolution
For your chicken ass mutha
To kiss my mutha fucken ass, Woo!
Jingle Bellz, Jingle Bellz
Jingle all the way
Ask your fucken mom bitch,
The ICP don't play, hey
Wicked Clown, Wicked Clown
Bitches drop your drawers
Don't talk back just suck my sack
And fiddle with my ballz
Yeah, ICP, Southwest for life,
Christmas time you know what I'm sayin,
Mr. Chris Cringle, you fat bitch,
Mutha fucka never gave me shit,
I'm a slap your across your
Red ass face mutha fucka, uh
Southwest down
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.Fuck George Bush Like His Dad Did
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.Fuck Off!!
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.Gansta' Times
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.Ghetto Zone
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.Graveyard
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.Great Milenko
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.Guts On The Ceiling
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.Halls Of Illusions
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.Headless Boogie
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.Hell's Forecast
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.Hellalujah
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.Hey Vato
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.Hokus Pokus
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.Hokus Pokus (HeadHuntaz Remix)
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.Homies
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.House Of Horrors
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.House Of Mirrors
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.House Of Wonders
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.How Many Times
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.I Be Fucking
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.I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em
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.I Don't Care
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.I Don't Wanna' Die
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.I Hate Santa
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.I Stab People
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.I Stuck Her With My Wang
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.I Want My Shit
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.I'm Coming Home
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.I'm Not Alone
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.If
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.If I Was A King
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.If You Can't Beat'Em Join'Em
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.In My Room
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.In The Haughhh
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.In The Haughhh!
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.Inner City Posse (interlude)
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.Insane Clowns For Life
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.Insane Killas
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.Insian Like
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.Intelligence And Violence
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.Intro (carnival Of Carnage)
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.Intro (intelligence & Violence)
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.Intro (riddlebox)
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.Is That You?
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.It
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.It Rains Diamonds
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.It's Coming
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.It's Time
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.Jack Jeckel
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.Jacob's Word
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.Jake Jeckel
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.Joke Ya Mind
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.Joker's Wild
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.Juggalo Chant
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.Juggalo Homies
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.Juggalo Paradise
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.Juggalo Party
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.Just Another Crazy Clique
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.Just Like That
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.Knock 2 Dis Mix
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.Let A Killa
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.Let Me Go
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.Let's Go All The Way
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.Life At Risk
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.Like It Like That
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.Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
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.Lock Down
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.Love Song
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.Mad Professor
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.Madhouse
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.Manic Depressive
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.Meat Cleaver
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.Mental Warp
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.Moms (with Rude Boy)
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.Mr Happy
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.Mr. Happy
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.Mr. Johnson's Head
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.Mr. Johnson's Head Remix
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.Mr. Rotten Treats
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.Murda Cloak
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.Murder Go 'Round
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.Murder Rap
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.Murder, Murder, Murder
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.My Axe
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.My Fun House
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.My Homie Baby Mama
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.My Kind Of Bitch
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.My Shine
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.Night Of The Axe
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.Ninja
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.Nobody Move
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.Nothing's Left
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.Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang
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.Oddities Theme Song (WWE)
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.Off The Track
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.Ol' Evil Eye
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.Old School Pervert
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.Out
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.Out There
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.Panties
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.Pass Me By
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.Pendulum's Promise
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.Phat Or Whack?
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.Piggy Pie
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.Piggy Pie (Old School)
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.Play That Hoe
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.Play With Me
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.Please Don't Hate Me
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.Posse On Vernor
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.Prom Queen
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.Psychopathic
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.Pumpkin Carvers
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.Questions
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.R U Wicked?
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.R-U-A Ryda?
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.Radio Stars
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.Rainbows & Stuff
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.Real Underground Baby
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.Red Neck Hoe
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.Rich And Famous (Mancow Made Us)
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.Riddle Box
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.Ringmasters Word
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.Rollin' Over
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.Rosemary
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.Run
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.Santa Killas
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.Santa's A Fat Bitch
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.Set It Off
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.She Ain't Afraid
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.She Aint Afraid
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.Silence Of The Hams
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.Simple & Blunt
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.Skanta Claws
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.Skitsofrantic
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.Sleep Walker
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.Slim Anus
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.Some Fuckin' How
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.Somebody Dissin' U
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.Something To Say
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.Soopa Villians
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.Southwest Songs
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.Southwest Strangla
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.Southwest Voodoo
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.Staaaaaaaaale
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.Still Stabbin'
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.Stomp
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.Stuck Her With My Wang
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.Suicide Hotline
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.Super Balls
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.Super Star
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.Swallow This Nut
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.Take It
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.Take Me Home
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.Taste
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.The Amazing Jeckel Brothers (Intro)
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.The Amazing Maze
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.The Dating Game
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.The Dead Body Man
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.The Dead One
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.The Dirt Ball
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.The Dirtball
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.The Great Milenko (Intro)
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.The Great Show
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.The Icp
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.The Juggla
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.The Killing Feilds
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.The Killing Fields
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.The Loons
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.The Mom Song
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.The Neden Game
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.The New Shit Sampler
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.The Night Of The 44
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.The Pendulum's Promise
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.The People
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.The Raven's Mirror
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.The Shaggy Show
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.The Show Must Go On
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.The Smog
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.The Stalker
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.The Train
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.The Witch
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.The Wizard Of Delray
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.Thug Pit
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.Thy Staleness
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.Thy Unveiling
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.Thy Wraith
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.Tilt-A-Whirl
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.To The Light (Intro)
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.Toxic Love
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.Toy Box
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.Truly Alone
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.Tunnel Of Love (Intro)
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.Under The Moon
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.Violent Crimes
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.Violent J's The Mack
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.Wagon Wagon
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.Waited 'Till Halloween
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.Walk Into The Darkness
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.Walk Into The Light
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.Wax Museum
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.We Belong
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.We Gives No Fuck
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.We'll Be Alright
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.Welcome To The Show
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.What Is A Juggalo
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.What Rydas Do For Money
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.When I Get Out
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.When Vampiro Gets High
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.Who Asked You?
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.Who Wanna' Flex?
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.Who?
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.Whut
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.Wicked Rappers Delight
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.Wicked Wild
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.Willy Bubba
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.Witching Hour
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.Wizard Of The Hood
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.Y
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.Your Rebel Flag
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.Yours Begins Tonight
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.Alley Rat
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.Bitch I Lied
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.Growing Again
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.Haunted Bumps
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.Hum Drum Boogie
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.I Do This
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.If I Was A Serial Killer
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.Mexico City
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.News At 6 O'Clock
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.Play My Song
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.Ride The Tempest
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.The Party
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.The Sky Is Falling
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.The Tower
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.Watch My Ride
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.What About Now
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.Think 4 Yourself
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.24
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.RedNeck Hoe 99
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.Sedatives
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.The Madness
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.Yellow Bus
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.High Rise
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.Wickit Klowns
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.Juggalo Island
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.Bang! Pow! Boom!
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.Beautiful Doom
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.Boing Boing
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.Duke of the Wicked
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.Fonz Pond
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.I Found A Body
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.In Yo Face
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.Love
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.miracles
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.The Bone
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.Thrill of the Kill
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.To Catch a Predator
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.Vera Lee
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.vera lynn
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.Vultures
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.Zombie Slide
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.Imma Kill U
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.Bang! Pow! Boom! (intro)
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.Bloody Bitch
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.Chop Chop Slide
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.Freaky Creep Show
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.Fuckin' Magnets
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.Our Hero
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.Over a Bitch
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.Scatter Brain
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.Shiny Diamonds
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.The Clowns Are Back
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.The Perfect Night
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.Thug Whilin'
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.Amazing Maze
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.Blacken Your Eyes
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.Blam!
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.Bugz On My Nugz
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.Cemetery Girl
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.Come Play Wit Me
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.Cuts On The Ceiling
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.Dead Body Man (Original)
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.Fuck Off
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.Halls Of Illusion
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.How Many Times?
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.Iintro (The Great Ilenko)
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.Interview
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.Intro (Bizaar)
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.Jake Jeckle
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.Mad Professer
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.My Funhouse
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.Neden Game
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.Rainbows And Stuff
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.Rebel Flag
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.Redneck Hoe '99
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.Somebody's Dissin U
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.Southwest Song
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.Take It!
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.The Great Milenko
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.The Joker's Wild
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.The Night Of The Axe
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.The Oddities
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.Three Rings
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.What Is A Juggalo?
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.Who Asked You
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.Think For Yourself