Mad Professer testo
Insane Clown Posse
Testo
Mad ProfesserHe He He Oh shit he's hereHiHi ya doingIs this the right place for that furniture ahhYeah sure is come on inPretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch ehYeah we got some um take a look at the upholstery right thereThat's pretty fuckin nice Wooh! You all right?I ain?t seen upholstery like that since shit like back in the Mother Fucker!You want my couch?You mother fucker!I need your muther fuckin brain!You can't have my couch!What da the fuck you thinking?Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table!I was never popular this I'll admit Fuck school School never liked me Cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free timeWell where my time was spentI made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluckthen it was deadI made a lot of things thoughLike a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeahBut im still lonely I need a hmieSo I collected limbs and made me a zombieI could have made me a girlie friendBut fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professorI will build a friend for meYou can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you liveThat's right why you don't like itI mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like?Hehe Shut up bitchGive me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazyI killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80They all chipped in on my special friendEverything helps even if you got a finger to lend come onI hear the other children outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"Trunks full this parts wackSomehow I gotta attach this nut sackShit fuck I'm sawing off an elbowLooking at the meter on my quazar sifterLowOr better yet look out the fuckin windowI see a storm comin it's all most time to rollScrew the head on come on comeIt's the dugish rugish boneOK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertzFuck shit didn't work So this is like where you liveThat's right why you don't like itI mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like?Hehe Shut up bitchGive me your tippie toes Hey Hey you call for a wreckerSure did come on inI got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go aheadÉOh muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying panWhat's up what that braYou crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurtsCome hereI'm gonna fuck you upGet back hereHe's trying to kill me It wasn't always easy let me tell yaBut fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failureI put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minuteYou hear that? YeahIt's alive I just gotta wake it upHand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pauseI ain't cleaning his draws man fuck thatGet him set get 'im ready its all most timePaint his ugly ass face up almost like mineI see him twitching I'm on a rollHe can help me tell the whole world about the carnivalTurn the hertz all the way up for this shitAnd just wait for that lightning bolt to hitDid it work you make the call?"Shaggy ?"What up Y'all? You can call me mad professorI will build a friend for meYou can call me mad professor We will rule eternity
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.$50 Bucks
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.$85 Bucks An Hour
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.12
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.17 Dead
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.3 Rings
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.A Pendulum's Promise
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.Ain't Yo Bidness
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.Amy's In The Attic
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.Another Love Song
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.Ask You Somethin'
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.Assassins
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.Basehead Attack
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.Bassment Cuts (intro)
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.Behind The Paint
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.Beverly Kills
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.Birthday Bitches
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.Bitch Slappaz
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.Bitches
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.Bizaar (Intro)
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.Bizzar
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.Bizzar (Intro)
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.Blaaam!
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.Blackin' Your Eyes
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.Blam
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.Bodies Fly
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.Boogie Woogie Wu
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.Bowling Balls
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.Bring It On
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.Bugs On My Nutz
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.Burning Up
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.C.P.K.'s
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.Carnival Of Carnage
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.Cartoon Nightmares
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.Cemetary Girl
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.Cherry Pie (I Need A Freak)
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.Chicken Huntin'
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.Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix)
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.Children Of The Wasteland
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.Chop Chop
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.Cleavland Downtown
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.Clown Luv
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.Clown Walk
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.Confessions
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.Conquer
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.Cotton Candy
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.Cotton Candy & Popsicles
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.Crop Circles
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.Crossing Thy Bridge
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.Crystal Ball
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.D-day
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.Dating Game
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.Dead Body Man
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.Dead End
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.Dead Pumpkins
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.Deadbeat Moms
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.Dear ICP
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.Demon Faces
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.Dirty N Stinkin'
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.Dog Beats
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.Down With The Clown
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.Echo Side
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.Echoside
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.Every Day I Die
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.Every Halloween
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.Everybody Rize
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.Family
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.Fat Sweaty Betty
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.Fearless
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.Feels So Right
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.First Day Out
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.Fly Away
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.For The Maggots
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.Forgotten Freshness Volume 3 (Intro)
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.Fuck Dem
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.Fuck George Bush Like His Dad Did
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.Fuck Off!!
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.Fuck The World
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.Fuck The World
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.Gangsta' Codes
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.Gansta' Times
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.Get Off Me, Dog!
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.Get Your Wicked On
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.Ghetto Freak Show
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.Ghetto Freakshow
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.Ghetto Zone
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.Graveyard
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.Great Milenko
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.Guts On The Ceiling
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.Halloween On Military Street
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.Halls Of Illusions
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.Headless Boogie
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.Hell's Forecast
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.Hellalujah
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.Hey Vato
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.Hokus Pokus
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.Hokus Pokus (HeadHuntaz Remix)
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.Homies
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.House Of Horrors
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.House Of Mirrors
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.House Of Wonders
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.How Many Times
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.I Be Fucking
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.I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em
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.I Don't Care
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.I Don't Wanna' Die
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.I Hate Santa
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.I Stab People
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.I Stuck Her With My Wang
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.I Want My Shit
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.I'm Coming Home
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.I'm Not Alone
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.If
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.If I Was A King
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.If You Can't Beat'Em Join'Em
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.In My Room
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.In The Haughhh
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.In The Haughhh!
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.Inner City Posse (interlude)
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.Insane Clowns For Life
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.Insane Killas
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.Insian Like
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.Intelligence And Violence
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.Intro (carnival Of Carnage)
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.Intro (intelligence & Violence)
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.Intro (riddlebox)
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.Is That You?
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.It
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.It Rains Diamonds
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.It's Coming
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.It's Time
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.Jack Jeckel
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.Jacob's Word
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.Jake Jeckel
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.Joke Ya Mind
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.Joker's Wild
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.Juggalo Chant
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.Juggalo Homies
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.Juggalo Paradise
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.Juggalo Party
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.Just Another Crazy Clique
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.Just Like That
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.Knock 2 Dis Mix
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.Let A Killa
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.Let Me Go
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.Let's Go All The Way
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.Life At Risk
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.Like It Like That
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.Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
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.Lock Down
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.Love Song
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.Mad Professor
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.Madhouse
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.Manic Depressive
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.Meat Cleaver
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.Mental Warp
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.Moms (with Rude Boy)
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.Mr Happy
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.Mr. Happy
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.Mr. Johnson's Head
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.Mr. Johnson's Head Remix
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.Mr. Rotten Treats
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.Murda Cloak
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.Murder Go 'Round
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.Murder Rap
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.Murder, Murder, Murder
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.My Axe
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.My Fun House
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.My Homie Baby Mama
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.My Kind Of Bitch
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.My Shine
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.Night Of The Axe
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.Ninja
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.Nobody Move
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.Nothing's Left
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.Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang
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.Oddities Theme Song (WWE)
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.Off The Track
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.Ol' Evil Eye
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.Old School Pervert
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.Out
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.Out There
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.Panties
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.Pass Me By
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.Pendulum's Promise
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.Phat Or Whack?
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.Piggy Pie
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.Piggy Pie (Old School)
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.Play That Hoe
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.Play With Me
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.Please Don't Hate Me
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.Posse On Vernor
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.Prom Queen
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.Psychopathic
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.Pumpkin Carvers
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.Questions
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.R U Wicked?
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.R-U-A Ryda?
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.Radio Stars
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.Rainbows & Stuff
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.Real Underground Baby
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.Red Christmas
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.Red Neck Hoe
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.Rich And Famous (Mancow Made Us)
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.Riddle Box
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.Ringmasters Word
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.Rollin' Over
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.Rosemary
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.Run
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.Santa Killas
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.Santa's A Fat Bitch
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.Set It Off
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.She Ain't Afraid
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.She Aint Afraid
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.Silence Of The Hams
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.Simple & Blunt
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.Skanta Claws
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.Skitsofrantic
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.Sleep Walker
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.Slim Anus
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.Some Fuckin' How
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.Somebody Dissin' U
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.Something To Say
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.Soopa Villians
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.Southwest Songs
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.Southwest Strangla
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.Southwest Voodoo
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.Staaaaaaaaale
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.Still Stabbin'
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.Stomp
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.Stuck Her With My Wang
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.Suicide Hotline
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.Super Balls
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.Super Star
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.Swallow This Nut
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.Take It
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.Take Me Home
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.Taste
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.The Amazing Jeckel Brothers (Intro)
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.The Amazing Maze
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.The Dating Game
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.The Dead Body Man
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.The Dead One
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.The Dirt Ball
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.The Dirtball
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.The Great Milenko (Intro)
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.The Great Show
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.The Icp
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.The Juggla
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.The Killing Feilds
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.The Killing Fields
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.The Loons
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.The Mom Song
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.The Neden Game
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.The New Shit Sampler
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.The Night Of The 44
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.The Pendulum's Promise
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.The People
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.The Raven's Mirror
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.The Shaggy Show
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.The Show Must Go On
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.The Smog
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.The Stalker
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.The Train
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.The Witch
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.The Wizard Of Delray
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.Thug Pit
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.Thy Staleness
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.Thy Unveiling
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.Thy Wraith
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.Tilt-A-Whirl
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.To The Light (Intro)
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.Toxic Love
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.Toy Box
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.Truly Alone
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.Tunnel Of Love (Intro)
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.Under The Moon
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.Violent Crimes
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.Violent J's The Mack
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.Wagon Wagon
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.Waited 'Till Halloween
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.Walk Into The Darkness
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.Walk Into The Light
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.Wax Museum
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.We Belong
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.We Gives No Fuck
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.We'll Be Alright
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.Welcome To The Show
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.What Is A Juggalo
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.What Rydas Do For Money
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.When I Get Out
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.When Vampiro Gets High
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.Who Asked You?
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.Who Wanna' Flex?
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.Who?
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.Whut
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.Wicked Rappers Delight
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.Wicked Wild
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.Willy Bubba
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.Witching Hour
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.Wizard Of The Hood
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.Y
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.Your Rebel Flag
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.Yours Begins Tonight
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.Alley Rat
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.Bitch I Lied
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.Growing Again
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.Haunted Bumps
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.Hum Drum Boogie
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.I Do This
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.If I Was A Serial Killer
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.Mexico City
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.News At 6 O'Clock
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.Play My Song
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.Ride The Tempest
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.The Party
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.The Sky Is Falling
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.The Tower
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.Watch My Ride
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.What About Now
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.Think 4 Yourself
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.24
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.RedNeck Hoe 99
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.Sedatives
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.The Madness
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.Yellow Bus
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.High Rise
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.Wickit Klowns
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.Juggalo Island
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.Bang! Pow! Boom!
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.Beautiful Doom
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.Boing Boing
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.Duke of the Wicked
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.Fonz Pond
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.I Found A Body
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.In Yo Face
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.Love
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.miracles
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.The Bone
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.Thrill of the Kill
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.To Catch a Predator
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.Vera Lee
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.vera lynn
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.Vultures
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.Zombie Slide
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.Imma Kill U
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.Bang! Pow! Boom! (intro)
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.Bloody Bitch
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.Chop Chop Slide
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.Freaky Creep Show
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.Fuckin' Magnets
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.Our Hero
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.Over a Bitch
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.Scatter Brain
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.Shiny Diamonds
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.The Clowns Are Back
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.The Perfect Night
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.Thug Whilin'
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.Amazing Maze
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.Blacken Your Eyes
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.Blam!
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.Bugz On My Nugz
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.Cemetery Girl
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.Come Play Wit Me
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.Cuts On The Ceiling
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.Dead Body Man (Original)
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.Fuck Off
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.Halls Of Illusion
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.How Many Times?
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.Iintro (The Great Ilenko)
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.Interview
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.Intro (Bizaar)
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.Jake Jeckle
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.My Funhouse
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.Neden Game
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.Rainbows And Stuff
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.Rebel Flag
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.Redneck Hoe '99
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.Somebody's Dissin U
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.Southwest Song
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.Take It!
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.The Great Milenko
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.The Joker's Wild
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.The Night Of The Axe
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.The Oddities
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.Three Rings
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.What Is A Juggalo?
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.Who Asked You
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.Think For Yourself