Toy Box testo
Insane Clown Posse
Testo
Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" (gunshots)
"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"
I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks
And rocks and sticks and calling me names
And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!)
When I left school, it was much iller
My daddy was a serial killer
And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back
With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!)
When I got home, enough of the static
Hammer and tools, went up to the attic
Never knew any other girls or boys
Only my toys, toys, toys
Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed
But I won't be mentally scarred
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard
Monday, ringing the bell
It's all about show and tell, might as well
Show all these bastards just what I got
Yo, check out my toy box!
"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls"
We got dead bodies everywhere you look
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked
Others start screaming and making a dash
So I start handing out toys fast at last
You like slinkies, we got slinkies
Only mine like to wrap around your face
And stretch, twist, kazoom
And whip your body all over the fuckin room
So come, one at a time
Open your gift and what you will find
Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget
It's not everyday that you get your skull split
You like soldiers, we got soldiers
Made with rubber and steel, they look real
But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed
That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww)
And don't let em sit around all day
Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway
Cuz they can be nifty
All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box
"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"
That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute
Don't fuck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy
And it's mine, motherfucker, so gimme gimme
You want toys, you come to the right place
Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case
Wind him up, let him go among all of ya
Then BANG! serial slaughterer
Your turn, reach in and get lucky
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky
It make a funny sound and then BANG!
Blew the fingers off his fuckin hand
Don't stop, class ain't done yet
I remember you calling me poindexter
Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation
Went into these little creations
Reach in, you might find something wicked
Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery
Off with your head, a robot with a sword
But now he's looking at me, but what for?
"Eh, wait a minute, I made you
Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherfucker."
"Oh, I love this record (repeating).
"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"
I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks
And rocks and sticks and calling me names
And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!)
When I left school, it was much iller
My daddy was a serial killer
And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back
With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!)
When I got home, enough of the static
Hammer and tools, went up to the attic
Never knew any other girls or boys
Only my toys, toys, toys
Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed
But I won't be mentally scarred
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard
Monday, ringing the bell
It's all about show and tell, might as well
Show all these bastards just what I got
Yo, check out my toy box!
"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls"
We got dead bodies everywhere you look
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked
Others start screaming and making a dash
So I start handing out toys fast at last
You like slinkies, we got slinkies
Only mine like to wrap around your face
And stretch, twist, kazoom
And whip your body all over the fuckin room
So come, one at a time
Open your gift and what you will find
Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget
It's not everyday that you get your skull split
You like soldiers, we got soldiers
Made with rubber and steel, they look real
But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed
That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww)
And don't let em sit around all day
Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway
Cuz they can be nifty
All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box
"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"
That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute
Don't fuck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy
And it's mine, motherfucker, so gimme gimme
You want toys, you come to the right place
Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case
Wind him up, let him go among all of ya
Then BANG! serial slaughterer
Your turn, reach in and get lucky
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky
It make a funny sound and then BANG!
Blew the fingers off his fuckin hand
Don't stop, class ain't done yet
I remember you calling me poindexter
Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation
Went into these little creations
Reach in, you might find something wicked
Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery
Off with your head, a robot with a sword
But now he's looking at me, but what for?
"Eh, wait a minute, I made you
Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherfucker."
"Oh, I love this record (repeating).
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.$50 Bucks
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.$85 Bucks An Hour
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.12
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.17 Dead
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.3 Rings
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.A Pendulum's Promise
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.Ain't Yo Bidness
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.Amy's In The Attic
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.Another Love Song
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.Ask You Somethin'
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.Assassins
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.Basehead Attack
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.Bassment Cuts (intro)
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.Behind The Paint
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.Beverly Kills
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.Birthday Bitches
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.Bitch Slappaz
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.Bitches
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.Bizaar (Intro)
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.Bizzar
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.Bizzar (Intro)
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.Blaaam!
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.Blackin' Your Eyes
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.Blam
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.Bodies Fly
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.Boogie Woogie Wu
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.Bowling Balls
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.Bring It On
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.Bugs On My Nutz
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.Burning Up
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.C.P.K.'s
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.Carnival Of Carnage
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.Cartoon Nightmares
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.Cemetary Girl
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.Cherry Pie (I Need A Freak)
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.Chicken Huntin'
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.Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix)
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.Children Of The Wasteland
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.Chop Chop
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.Cleavland Downtown
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.Clown Luv
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.Clown Walk
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.Confessions
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.Conquer
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.Cotton Candy
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.Cotton Candy & Popsicles
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.Crop Circles
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.Crossing Thy Bridge
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.Crystal Ball
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.D-day
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.Dating Game
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.Dead Body Man
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.Dead End
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.Dead Pumpkins
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.Deadbeat Moms
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.Dear ICP
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.Demon Faces
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.Dirty N Stinkin'
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.Dog Beats
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.Down With The Clown
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.Echo Side
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.Echoside
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.Every Day I Die
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.Every Halloween
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.Everybody Rize
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.Family
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.Fat Sweaty Betty
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.Fearless
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.Feels So Right
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.First Day Out
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.Fly Away
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.For The Maggots
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.Forgotten Freshness Volume 3 (Intro)
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.Fuck Dem
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.Fuck George Bush Like His Dad Did
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.Fuck Off!!
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.Fuck The World
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.Fuck The World
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.Gangsta' Codes
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.Gansta' Times
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.Get Off Me, Dog!
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.Get Your Wicked On
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.Ghetto Freak Show
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.Ghetto Freakshow
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.Ghetto Zone
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.Graveyard
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.Great Milenko
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.Guts On The Ceiling
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.Halloween On Military Street
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.Halls Of Illusions
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.Headless Boogie
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.Hell's Forecast
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.Hellalujah
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.Hey Vato
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.Hokus Pokus
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.Hokus Pokus (HeadHuntaz Remix)
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.Homies
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.House Of Horrors
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.House Of Mirrors
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.House Of Wonders
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.How Many Times
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.I Be Fucking
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.I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em
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.I Don't Care
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.I Don't Wanna' Die
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.I Hate Santa
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.I Stab People
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.I Stuck Her With My Wang
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.I Want My Shit
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.I'm Coming Home
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.I'm Not Alone
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.If
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.If I Was A King
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.If You Can't Beat'Em Join'Em
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.In My Room
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.In The Haughhh
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.In The Haughhh!
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.Inner City Posse (interlude)
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.Insane Clowns For Life
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.Insane Killas
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.Insian Like
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.Intelligence And Violence
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.Intro (carnival Of Carnage)
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.Intro (intelligence & Violence)
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.Intro (riddlebox)
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.Is That You?
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.It
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.It Rains Diamonds
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.It's Coming
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.It's Time
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.Jack Jeckel
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.Jacob's Word
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.Jake Jeckel
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.Joke Ya Mind
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.Joker's Wild
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.Juggalo Chant
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.Juggalo Homies
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.Juggalo Paradise
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.Juggalo Party
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.Just Another Crazy Clique
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.Just Like That
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.Knock 2 Dis Mix
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.Let A Killa
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.Let Me Go
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.Let's Go All The Way
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.Life At Risk
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.Like It Like That
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.Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
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.Lock Down
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.Love Song
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.Mad Professor
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.Madhouse
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.Manic Depressive
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.Meat Cleaver
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.Mental Warp
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.Moms (with Rude Boy)
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.Mr Happy
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.Mr. Happy
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.Mr. Johnson's Head
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.Mr. Johnson's Head Remix
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.Mr. Rotten Treats
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.Murda Cloak
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.Murder Go 'Round
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.Murder Rap
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.Murder, Murder, Murder
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.My Axe
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.My Fun House
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.My Homie Baby Mama
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.My Kind Of Bitch
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.My Shine
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.Night Of The Axe
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.Ninja
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.Nobody Move
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.Nothing's Left
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.Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang
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.Oddities Theme Song (WWE)
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.Off The Track
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.Ol' Evil Eye
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.Old School Pervert
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.Out
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.Out There
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.Panties
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.Pass Me By
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.Pendulum's Promise
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.Phat Or Whack?
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.Piggy Pie
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.Piggy Pie (Old School)
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.Play That Hoe
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.Play With Me
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.Please Don't Hate Me
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.Posse On Vernor
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.Prom Queen
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.Psychopathic
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.Pumpkin Carvers
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.Questions
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.R U Wicked?
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.R-U-A Ryda?
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.Radio Stars
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.Rainbows & Stuff
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.Real Underground Baby
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.Red Christmas
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.Red Neck Hoe
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.Rich And Famous (Mancow Made Us)
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.Riddle Box
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.Ringmasters Word
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.Rollin' Over
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.Rosemary
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.Run
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.Santa Killas
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.Santa's A Fat Bitch
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.Set It Off
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.She Ain't Afraid
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.She Aint Afraid
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.Silence Of The Hams
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.Simple & Blunt
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.Skanta Claws
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.Skitsofrantic
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.Sleep Walker
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.Slim Anus
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.Some Fuckin' How
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.Somebody Dissin' U
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.Something To Say
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.Soopa Villians
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.Southwest Songs
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.Southwest Strangla
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.Southwest Voodoo
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.Staaaaaaaaale
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.Still Stabbin'
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.Stomp
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.Stuck Her With My Wang
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.Suicide Hotline
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.Super Balls
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.Super Star
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.Swallow This Nut
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.Take It
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.Take Me Home
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.Taste
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.The Amazing Jeckel Brothers (Intro)
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.The Amazing Maze
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.The Dating Game
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.The Dead Body Man
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.The Dead One
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.The Dirt Ball
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.The Dirtball
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.The Great Milenko (Intro)
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.The Great Show
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.The Icp
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.The Juggla
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.The Killing Feilds
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.The Killing Fields
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.The Loons
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.The Mom Song
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.The Neden Game
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.The New Shit Sampler
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.The Night Of The 44
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.The Pendulum's Promise
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.The People
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.The Raven's Mirror
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.The Shaggy Show
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.The Show Must Go On
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.The Smog
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.The Stalker
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.The Train
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.The Witch
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.The Wizard Of Delray
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.Thug Pit
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.Thy Staleness
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.Thy Unveiling
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.Thy Wraith
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.Tilt-A-Whirl
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.To The Light (Intro)
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.Toxic Love
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.Truly Alone
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.Tunnel Of Love (Intro)
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.Under The Moon
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.Violent Crimes
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.Violent J's The Mack
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.Wagon Wagon
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.Waited 'Till Halloween
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.Walk Into The Darkness
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.Walk Into The Light
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.Wax Museum
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.We Belong
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.We Gives No Fuck
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.We'll Be Alright
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.Welcome To The Show
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.What Is A Juggalo
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.What Rydas Do For Money
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.When I Get Out
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.When Vampiro Gets High
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.Who Asked You?
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.Who Wanna' Flex?
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.Who?
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.Whut
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.Wicked Rappers Delight
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.Wicked Wild
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.Willy Bubba
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.Witching Hour
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.Wizard Of The Hood
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.Y
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.Your Rebel Flag
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.Yours Begins Tonight
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.Alley Rat
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.Bitch I Lied
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.Growing Again
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.Haunted Bumps
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.Hum Drum Boogie
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.I Do This
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.If I Was A Serial Killer
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.Mexico City
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.News At 6 O'Clock
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.Play My Song
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.Ride The Tempest
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.The Party
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.The Sky Is Falling
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.The Tower
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.Watch My Ride
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.What About Now
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.Think 4 Yourself
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.24
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.RedNeck Hoe 99
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.Sedatives
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.The Madness
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.Yellow Bus
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.High Rise
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.Wickit Klowns
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.Juggalo Island
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.Bang! Pow! Boom!
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.Beautiful Doom
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.Boing Boing
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.Duke of the Wicked
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.Fonz Pond
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.I Found A Body
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.In Yo Face
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.Love
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.miracles
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.The Bone
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.Thrill of the Kill
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.To Catch a Predator
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.Vera Lee
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.vera lynn
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.Vultures
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.Zombie Slide
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.Imma Kill U
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.Bang! Pow! Boom! (intro)
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.Bloody Bitch
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.Chop Chop Slide
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.Freaky Creep Show
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.Fuckin' Magnets
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.Our Hero
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.Over a Bitch
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.Scatter Brain
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.Shiny Diamonds
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.The Clowns Are Back
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.The Perfect Night
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.Thug Whilin'
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.Amazing Maze
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.Blacken Your Eyes
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.Blam!
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.Bugz On My Nugz
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.Cemetery Girl
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.Come Play Wit Me
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.Cuts On The Ceiling
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.Dead Body Man (Original)
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.Fuck Off
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.Halls Of Illusion
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.How Many Times?
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.Iintro (The Great Ilenko)
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.Interview
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.Intro (Bizaar)
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.Jake Jeckle
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.Mad Professer
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.My Funhouse
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.Neden Game
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.Rainbows And Stuff
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.Rebel Flag
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.Redneck Hoe '99
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.Somebody's Dissin U
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.Southwest Song
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.Take It!
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.The Great Milenko
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.The Joker's Wild
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.The Night Of The Axe
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.The Oddities
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.Three Rings
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.What Is A Juggalo?
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.Who Asked You
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.Think For Yourself