These Are Not My Children testo
Barry Louis Polisar
Testo
They think it is so funny when they flatten my new hat.
They think they are so clever when they try to dress the cat.
They hide my car keys and my shoes. They kick and scream and fuss.
And when do their homework, they leave it on the bus.
But these are not my children;
My kids are polite
I think someone switched them
In the middle of the night
My kids never leave their clothes in piles on the floor
And when they use the bathroom, they always close the door.
My kids are so well behaved; they never ever fight
They're patient and obedient and are extremely bright
My kids listen when I speak, they follow every rule
My kids do not yell at me, they're never late for school
My kids don't drop cookie crumbs when they eat a snack
My kids wear clean underwear; my kids don't talk back
They think they are so clever when they try to dress the cat.
They hide my car keys and my shoes. They kick and scream and fuss.
And when do their homework, they leave it on the bus.
But these are not my children;
My kids are polite
I think someone switched them
In the middle of the night
My kids never leave their clothes in piles on the floor
And when they use the bathroom, they always close the door.
My kids are so well behaved; they never ever fight
They're patient and obedient and are extremely bright
My kids listen when I speak, they follow every rule
My kids do not yell at me, they're never late for school
My kids don't drop cookie crumbs when they eat a snack
My kids wear clean underwear; my kids don't talk back
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.A Bee Will Sting You
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.A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
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.Accident
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.A Clock Without A C
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.A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
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.All I Want Is You
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.Ant And The Grasshopper
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.A Sick Song
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.As You Sleep So Peacefully
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.Aunt Anna Came To Our House
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.Apple Of My Eye
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.Bad Boys
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.Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
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.Barnyard Stomp
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.Bumblebee Song
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.But I'm Just Thirteen
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.But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
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.Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
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.Chameleon
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.Caterpillar
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.Cindy Absent
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.Crab
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.Dad Says That I Look Like Him
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.Diaper Rash
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.Dinosaur Song
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.Dog Barked
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.Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
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.Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
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.Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
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.Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
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.Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
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.Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
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.Donuts
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.Do This, Do That
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.Early Sunday Morning
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.Ellen Grew A Beard
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.Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
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.Everywhere You Go
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.First It Bit My Behind
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.Five More Minutes
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.I Used To Have a Sister
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.Fred
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.Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
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.Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
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.Go And Hush The Baby
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.Have A Little Smoke?
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.He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
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.Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
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.Homemade Band
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.I Am Very Sad To Say That Cindy Won't Be Out To Play (See Cindy's Absent)
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.I Can Do Anything
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.I Can't, I Can't
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.I Can't Tie My Shoe
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.I'd Be Me
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.I Didn't Mean To
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.I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
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.I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
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.I Don't Wanna Go To School
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.I Eat Kids
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.I Forgot
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.If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
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.I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
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.I Lost My Pants
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.I Love Your Eyes
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.I Miss Grandma
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.I'm A Slug
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.I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
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.I'm Bored
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.I'm Late
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.I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
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.I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
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.I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
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.I Still Don't Like Asparagus
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.It All Comes Back To Me
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.It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
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.Hands And Kilometers
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.I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
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.Louder
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.I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
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.I Wanna Be A Dog
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.I Wanna Be Your Baby
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.Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
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.Lucky To Be Alive
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.Lullaby For A Crying Baby
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.Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
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.Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
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.Me And You
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.Mom And Dad Are Always Right
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.Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get A Record (See Everywhere You Go)
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.Mom Said No I Said Why
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.My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
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.My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
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.My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
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.My Friend Jake
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.My Mother Ran Away Today
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.My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
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.Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
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.Not So Good At Baseball
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.Nothing
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.Oh No, I Like My Sister
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.One Big Happy Family
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.One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
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.Our Dog Bernard
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.Poor Orville Thlapp
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.Potty Training
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.Reptile World
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.Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
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.Shut Up In The Library
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.Siamese Twins
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.Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
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.Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
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.That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
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.There's No Substitute For A Cat
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.They Said Eat The Broccoli
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.Thump Thump Thump
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.Tomorrow
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.Town Of Round
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.To Mommy (See One Big Happy Family)
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.Trouble....What Trouble?
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.Tyrannosaurus Nix
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.Underwear
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.You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick
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.Warning
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.Water
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.We Don't Have To Share
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.Wet Again
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.What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
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.What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
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.What If A Zebra Had Spots?
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.When Suzie Sneezed
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.When The House Is Dark And Quiet
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.Who Got A Boo-Boo?
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.Why Do I Love You?
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.The Witch
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.Alfabet Song
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.Craster