Diaper Rash testo
Barry Louis Polisar
Testo
Be careful it will get you if you don't watch out
You can scream and you can holler, you can cry and you can pout
It's mean and its nasty; it's ugly and its red
It comes when you are sleeping alone in your bed
It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash
Diaper rash will get you if you don't watch out
It will sneak up on your rear or somewhere there about
Nothing will ever help you 'cept Vaseline or gel
You won't drive it away no matter how you yell
It creeps up on you slowly if you don't watch out
You'll grit your teeth, gnash your jaw and thrash your legs about
You gotta change the baby when baby starts to scream
Anoint the butt with ointment and cover it with cream
You can scream and you can holler, you can cry and you can pout
It's mean and its nasty; it's ugly and its red
It comes when you are sleeping alone in your bed
It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash
Diaper rash will get you if you don't watch out
It will sneak up on your rear or somewhere there about
Nothing will ever help you 'cept Vaseline or gel
You won't drive it away no matter how you yell
It creeps up on you slowly if you don't watch out
You'll grit your teeth, gnash your jaw and thrash your legs about
You gotta change the baby when baby starts to scream
Anoint the butt with ointment and cover it with cream
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.Ant And The Grasshopper
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.Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
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.Chameleon
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.Caterpillar
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.Cindy Absent
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.Crab
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.Five More Minutes
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.Fred
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.Homemade Band
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.I Am Very Sad To Say That Cindy Won't Be Out To Play (See Cindy's Absent)
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.I Can Do Anything
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.I Can't, I Can't
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.I Can't Tie My Shoe
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.I'd Be Me
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.I Didn't Mean To
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.I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
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.I Don't Wanna Go To School
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.I Eat Kids
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.I Forgot
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.If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
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.I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
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.I Miss Grandma
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.I'm A Slug
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.I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
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.I'm Late
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.I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
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.I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
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.I Still Don't Like Asparagus
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.It All Comes Back To Me
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.It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
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.Hands And Kilometers
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.I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
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.Louder
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.I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
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.I Wanna Be A Dog
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.Lucky To Be Alive
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.Mom And Dad Are Always Right
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.Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get A Record (See Everywhere You Go)
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.Mom Said No I Said Why
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.Nothing
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.Oh No, I Like My Sister
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.Poor Orville Thlapp
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.There's No Substitute For A Cat
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.These Are Not My Children
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.They Said Eat The Broccoli
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.Thump Thump Thump
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.Tomorrow
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.Town Of Round
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.To Mommy (See One Big Happy Family)
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.Trouble....What Trouble?
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.Tyrannosaurus Nix
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.Underwear
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.Warning
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.Water
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.Wet Again
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.The Witch
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.Alfabet Song
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.Craster
