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.Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
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.Valujet
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.You've Got No Friends
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.You Keep A Diary
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.You Own A Store
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.You Got Date Raped
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.Recycling Is Gay
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.You're A Cop
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.You Can't Shut Up
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.You've Got Cancer
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.We Just Disagree
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.Hungry Hungry Hippos
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.You Are An Interior Decorator
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.Pottery's Gay
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.Rich Goyette Is Gay
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.Branscombe Richmond
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.You Live In Allston
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.You Are A Good Food Critic
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.Just The Two Of Us
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.Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
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.You're Gay
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.You Look Adopted
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.Your Cousin Is George Lynch
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.You Have Goals
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.You Drive An Iroc
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.You Play On A Softball Team
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.Because You're Old
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.You Sell Cologne
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.Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
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.You Live In A Houseboat
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.Richard Butler
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.311 Sucks
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.Your Kid Is Deformed
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.You Are An Orphan
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.You're Old (Fuck You)
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.You Go To Art School
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.You're Best Friend Is You
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.You're In A Coma
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.Windchimes Are Gay
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.No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
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.Reni Auberjonois
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.Internet Is Gay
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.Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
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.Hootie And The Blowfish
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.You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
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.Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
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.Technology's Gay
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.Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
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.You (Fill In The Blank)
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.Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
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.Bonus Track #3