Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic testo
Weird Al Yankovic
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Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos
for our big Christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of Spam.
And then, the big day would finally arrive.
I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finally showed up,
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos
for our big Christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of Spam.
And then, the big day would finally arrive.
I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finally showed up,
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch
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.Baby Likes Burping
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.Belvedere Cruising
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.Born To Be Mild
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.Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
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.Chicken Pot Pie
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.Crampton Comes Alive
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.Dead Car Battery Blues
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.Dr. Demento Radio Promo
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.Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
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.Fast Food
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.Fatter
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.Flatbush Avenue
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.Free Delivery
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.Gee, I'm A Nerd
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.Gravy On You
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.Green Eggs And Ham
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.Headline News
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.Hit Me With A Rock
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.Holiday Greetings 1987
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.Holiday Greetings 1988
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.I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
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.If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
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.It's Still Billy Joel To Me
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.Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
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.Laundry Day
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.Leisure Suit Serenade
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.Matter Of Crust
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.Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
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.Nobody Here But Us Frogs
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.Pacman
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.Polka Patterns
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.Polkamon
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.Realradio 104.1
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.School Cafeteria - Version 1
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.School Cafeteria - Version 2
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.Snack All Night
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.Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
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.Take Me Down
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.Take Me To The Liver
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.Take The L Out Of Liver
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.The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
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.The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
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.We Got The Beef
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.Won't Eat Prunes Again
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.You Don't Take Your Showers
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
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.Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
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.Barney's On Fire
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.Bomb Sadam
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.Hooker On A Corner
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.Star Wars Copa Cabana
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.Star Wars Gangsta Rap
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.The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
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.The Beer Song
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.The Rye And The Kaiser
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.Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
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.Weenie In A Bottle
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.What If God Smoked Cannabis
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.Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
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.Yoda Chant
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.Don't Touch That
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.eBay
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.You're Pitiful
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.The Ebay Song
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.I Hate Big Butts
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.Whatever You Like
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.Because I Got High
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.The Real Slim Santa
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.Perform This Way
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.Ebay Song
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.I Perform This Way
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.The Saga Begin
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.White And Nerdy
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.The Hamilton Polka