Dumb Bitch testo
Sara Nunes
Testo
My friend Elaine, she ainât the smartest (she ainât)
Sheâs a tall blonde amazon, bumping into walls
She went out on a date, she had 2 pee half past 8
20 minutes after 12, she couldnât find the john
Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, canât find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR name?
All I want â I want from U
All I need â I need from U
All I want is someone who doesnât call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me whereâs the light switch
Her boyfriendâs the same, he donât got much of a brain
When he tried to mow the lawn, he lost his little pinkie
He went 2 the doc, to get his finger stitched up
When he reached into his pocket, all he got were worms
Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, canât find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR name?
All I want â I want from U
All I need â I need from U
All I want is someone who doesnât call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me whereâs the light switch
Dumb-dee dumb-dee dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb
Chorus
Sheâs a tall blonde amazon, bumping into walls
She went out on a date, she had 2 pee half past 8
20 minutes after 12, she couldnât find the john
Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, canât find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR name?
All I want â I want from U
All I need â I need from U
All I want is someone who doesnât call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me whereâs the light switch
Her boyfriendâs the same, he donât got much of a brain
When he tried to mow the lawn, he lost his little pinkie
He went 2 the doc, to get his finger stitched up
When he reached into his pocket, all he got were worms
Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, canât find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâs UR name?
All I want â I want from U
All I need â I need from U
All I want is someone who doesnât call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me whereâs the light switch
Dumb-dee dumb-dee dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb
Chorus